Wraps Apprise to page on-call humans through 100+ notification channels from a single MCP. You configure one or more Apprise URLs (WhatsApp via Whapi, ntfy, Pushover, Telegram, Twilio SMS, Signal, Slack, Discord, email, AWS SNS) and get tools to send notifications with severity levels, list configured channels with credentials redacted, and dry-run messages before sending. The point is provider independence: wire multiple redundant channels so a single vendor outage doesn't lose the alert, and swap providers without rewriting integration code. Channels filter by redacted URL prefix if you want to target a subset. Built with FastMCP, ships 16 tests covering multi-channel dispatch and credential masking.