Corporate Apology

Wraps the StupidAPIs corporate apology generator and lets Claude create PR statements on demand. You get one tool that generates apology text for whatever offense you specify, with three sincerity modes: performative, genuine, or defensive. Requires an X-API-Key from StupidAPIs. This is obviously satirical, but the output format makes it useful for prototyping communications tools, testing tone variation in language models, or just generating placeholder copy when you're building PR dashboards and need realistic-looking corporate speak. Part of the Pipeworx gateway, so you can add it standalone or get it alongside 250+ other data sources.