A single static binary that speaks WebDAV over MCP, no runtime required. You get eight tools: list, read, write, delete, mkdir, move, copy, and stat. Point it at any WebDAV server with credentials in environment variables and it handles the protocol over stdio. Built in Zig, cross-compiles to all major platforms at around 100KB. Useful when you need an AI agent to manipulate files on network storage, NAS boxes, or anywhere WebDAV is exposed. The recursive listing and parent directory creation flags handle the common edge cases. If you're already running WebDAV and want MCP access without installing Node or Python, this is the obvious choice.