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Manage a fleet of Grafana Alloy collectors with Fleet Management — author Alloy pipelines once, target them via attribute matchers (`env="production"`, regex `region=~"us-.*"`), push remotely via OpAMP without restarting collectors. Covers pipeline create / update / matcher RPCs, collector attribute API, `remotecfg` bootstrap block (standalone + Helm), pre-deploy `alloy fmt` validation, the local Alloy UI at port 12345 for component health, and post-deploy `REMOTE_CONFIG_STATUS_APPLIED` verification. Use when standing up a Cloud Alloy fleet, pushing a config change to 200 collectors, hunting why one collector shows `REMOTE_CONFIG_STATUS_FAILED`, validating River syntax before saving, or wiring `discovery.kubernetes` → `prometheus.remote_write` — even when the user says "configure Alloy", "remote config the collectors", "push pipeline", "OpAMP", "collector is unhealthy", or "manage agent config centrally" without naming Fleet Management.

AI-assisted video editing workflows for cutting, structuring, and augmenting real footage. Covers the full pipeline from raw capture through FFmpeg, Remotion, ElevenLabs, fal.ai, and final polish in Descript or CapCut. Use when the user wants to edit video, cut footage, create vlogs, or build video content.

Probe, load-test, and instrument frontends from Grafana Cloud. Covers Synthetic Monitoring (HTTP / DNS / TCP / Ping / Traceroute / Multihttp / k6-browser scripted checks from 20+ global probes, alert on `probe_success` + TLS-cert expiry), Grafana Cloud k6 (distributed load tests across AWS load-zones, scenarios, `http_req_duration` thresholds, CI integration via `grafana/k6-action`), and Frontend Observability with Faro Web SDK (RUM, Core Web Vitals, custom events, `pushError`, distributed-trace correlation). Use when checking website / API uptime from multiple regions, gating a release on a load test, watching for TLS-cert renewal, instrumenting a React/Vue app, tracking Core Web Vitals, or correlating frontend errors to backend traces — even when the user says "is my login flow up?", "monitor my API", "ping our endpoint every minute", "release-gate load test", "browser performance monitoring", "session replay", or "RUM" without naming Synthetic Monitoring / k6 / Faro.

Route alerts, run on-call rotations, and drive incidents in Grafana IRM / OnCall — integrations (Alertmanager / Grafana Alerting / generic webhook / PagerDuty), Jinja2 routing + grouping templates, escalation chains (wait → notify schedule → notify team → webhook → auto-resolve), schedules (web + iCal + Terraform `grafana_oncall_schedule`), Slack chatops with Acknowledge/Resolve/Silence, and the P1-P4 incident lifecycle. Use when wiring Alertmanager to OnCall, deciding which team gets paged, building rotations from a Google Calendar / iCal, hooking up Slack notifications, or declaring an incident from an alert — even when the user says "page the platform team on critical alerts", "send Prometheus alerts to Slack", "set up our on-call rota", "escalation policy", or "auto-resolve when the alert clears" without naming OnCall / IRM. Heads up — OnCall OSS is in maintenance mode (archived March 2026); Grafana Cloud users should use IRM.

Docker and Docker Compose patterns for local development, container security, networking, volume strategies, and multi-service orchestration.

Domain expertise for Ai2 Asta MCP tools (Semantic Scholar corpus). Intent-to-tool routing, safe defaults, workflow patterns, and pitfall warnings for academic paper search, citation traversal, and author discovery.