Victorian Complaint

Wraps the StupidAPIs Victorian Complaint generator with a single tool that transforms any modern grievance into an elaborately indignant Victorian-era complaint. You feed it your actual complaint (slow wifi, cold coffee, whatever) and get back maximally dramatic 19th-century prose. It's hosted through Pipeworx's gateway, which handles the API key requirement and gives you streamable HTTP transport. Purely for entertainment and creative writing, though it could add personality to error messages or feedback forms if you're feeling adventurous. Setup is just pointing your MCP client at the gateway URL.