Wraps a REST API serving 1,000+ rejection responses across four categories: polite, humorous, professional, and creative. Exposes two MCP tools: getRandomNo (optionally filtered by category) and getNoCount. The server itself is just a stdio bridge to the actual HTTP service at api.mcp-for-no.com, which you can also call directly via curl or any HTTP client. Responses were AI-generated and organized by Claude, so expect some corporate jargon that sounds like a robot trying too hard. Useful when you need to decline requests with more personality than "no thanks" but don't want to workshop the wording yourself. The API is public and free, so you're really just installing this for the convenience of having Claude call it for you.
claude mcp add --transport stdio koneisto-no-as-a-service -- npx -y no-as-service