Caveman Commit

Enforces Conventional Commits with a hard line on fluff: no "this commit does", no AI attribution, no restating what the diff already shows. Subject lines stay under 50 characters when possible, bodies appear only when the "why" isn't obvious from context. It auto-triggers when you stage changes and understands natural invocations like "write a commit" or "/commit". The examples are solid, the breaking change format is clear, and the auto-clarity rule for security fixes and migrations is the kind of guardrail that saves future you from archaeology work. If your team's commit log reads like a legal document, this will fix that.